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Once again,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 'we the hordes' are exposed to the frivolous street-style antics of Nadia and Adele! This latest post is no disappointment, with urban surfers, pin-ups,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], wigged men, femmes-fatales and mysterious, fur-draped dowagers all featured within their glorious best! Occasionally, you may note, the persona(s) of the 'Third Best' subject material can completely eclipse what he/she or they are wearing, and this post is a prime example. All of this post's 'street muses' seems to grab my attention and bolt off into the hills! SO, if you're like me,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], an unashamed people watcher, I extend yet another gracious invitation for you to explore the 'street fashions' and spend time at home,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], content as the voyeur,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], to soak up the varied and curious characters that make Third Best what it's - a source of some of Melbourne's finest!!
There's a bourgeoning social phenomenon called 'urban surfing' and this lad is actually one of those of whom we speak! What's urban surfing, I hear you ask? Well, urban surfing may be the practice of surfing the bluestone and bitumen in public places and private spaces, usually, as is evident here, the urban surfer mounts an empty box of beer, of which he/she has generally, and solely consumed all, after which attempts to 'surf' in an erratic manner. The origins of urban surfing are unknown (we presumed some dude came up with it within the eighties) however, historians believe early Chinese settlers brought the practice to the goldfields over a century ago!! Urban surfers share many similarities with beach surfers however,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they're entirely more cool. For instance, like beach surfers, urban surfers are surrounded by doe-eyed lady admirers,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], whilst they grasp black coffees rather than chiko rolls, and get actual tats of their surfer beau's name, instead of burn them on via improper sunscreen use. There can be no doubt; the urban surfer sends urban girls hearts a flutter.
Lots of people will explain socks with open footwear is reserved just for deviant old men and retired people whom society sometime ago forgot. BUT THIS GIRL PROVED YA'LL WRONG! Many people might be thinking 'How can this girl get away with high waist jeans,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], leopard print heels plus some sort of brat- pack-style jacket??'. We'll basically,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], this girl looks like 'Happiness' got knocked up by 'Pep' and adopted the kid to 'Content'! It's so rare and refreshing to see a legitimate smile like hers about the streets of Melbourne - it gives one hope, a magical, sunshine type of hope,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and reminds us all that Melbourne's winter will quickly end,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], though she might not get served in certain f*ck cool underground haunts because of it (they do not take too kindly to that type of folk). BUT I say hurrah on her!
If this was a painting it might be titled Man with Wig in Souvenir Shop AND I'D HANG IT On my small WALL!! This man is clearly a kitsch-loving hipster, so there is a pretty good possibility this is really his bedroom and the crazy,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], crazy man has a display cabinet for a bedside table! However,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], knowing Nadia and Adele don't mix business with pleasure and wouldn't dare scandalise their good reputations simply by entering into a non A-list bachelor's boudoir,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we can presume they found this dude somewhere off Swanston Street, and he's desperately attempting to offload a few of the cowboy boots he over ordered.
I believe he stole those superb sunnies from my gran,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], in which case,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], THEY'RE MINE AND I Would like them BACK! Pending court proceedings aside, this man's hair,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], that we formally mislabelled like a wig,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is clearly all him. Those sweet,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], sweet flowing locks of man-hair effectively render this gent a muse of rock. I know Janis Joplin would have quit the Southern Comfort to spend a quiet life with this particular guy, and they would have run around Bay area with flowers within their hair, wearing matching shrivelled neck ties and stealing Grannie's superb sunglasses.
As you may well know,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I have been recognized to hurl (scream) the word 'pomo geisha' around a lot,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], usually at guys selling the Big Issue and school children about the tram (it's just my thing). But this lass, left me speechless! Besides being f*cking wonderfully dressed and clearly airing her suave nature (like she's the love child of Cruella De Ville and Cary Grant) she epitomises the pomo geisha movement like none other! I'm certain she entertains wealthy Japanese businessmen, and we Are all aware that she Needs to be carrying a parasol out and about in order to achieve that 'milky bar kid' complexion!! It will also be noted, that with lips like this she is clearly some type of femme fatale (mid-eighties soap opera style) who paints her scarlet lips with the tears of heart-broken lovers.
I ought to discuss what she's wearing, but given that Nadia and Adele snapped her,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we can just conclude her outfit is awesome. Now onto more pressing issues. Is everyone else in agreement this girl could be wearing Carrie's bloodied prom dress but still look F*CKING hot? I bet she shits Lots of possessive girlfriends, and you just KNOW she walks in slow-mo everywhere, and flings her hair around every chance she's. YOU should be in movies OR in work-out infomercials (running across the beach with some formally fat dude with great abs)!! . Failing you could be satisfied with Neighbours or Home and Away . and now I do! This woman has that eccentric 'dowager glam' that's often so difficult for most to try. To aid your reader in evaluating the appeal of this lady, I shall paint some quaint images in your mind. you know that Nigerian,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], widowed first lady with 100 mil in locked accounts from the web scams? Well,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], she would seem like this! I bet she's a hermit socialite, living in a decaying, gothic town house,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], who wanders around the Bourke Street Mall,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], feeding pigeons and purchasing Chanel No5 to mask the scent from the moth balls! The mind boggles. we ought to take it upon ourselves to produce a public profile with this mysterious Melbourne dowager. What say you, the reader??
With each Thirdbest update, we the hordes experience a delicate collection of some of Melbourne's living 'street muses'. Whether these outfits appeal, or turn your stomach, you can't deny the intriguing nature of the subject material, the assorted poses, which range from the reluctant to confident make poignant statements about the model and all too often coincide with the setting as well as their outfit of preference. Whether a guy with clear hip hop ambitions, a 'punk ocker' beauty, a 'golden girl' too good to contemplate,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], symbolic and possibly politically active shoes or a Mod granny flaunting her sex appeal,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], for better of for worse, these folks would turn your face in the street.
If punk and ocker had a love child this beauty will be the result. Your parents will explain to not go to certain parts of the city past 5pm because of people like this who'll try to hurt you and steal your shoes, but they're FILTHY LIARS. I've without doubt this girl wanders those so called streets, and she does so with love and compassion. This sweet heart might be a founding person in the 'Bogan rival', a select group of 'man about town' types preferring goon,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], VB and holidays in 1970's caravans to the 'poofy' pursuits of most modern day Melbournians. Ironically many come from a number of Melbourne's finest families, sporting double barrel names and Geelong Grammar educations, they may seem like Broadmeadows ugg booters, but their outfits are meticulously selected to celebrate Australia's quaint proletariat and rebel against all things suave and sophisticated. Bravo Sharron!! (aka: Ms Edwina Alexandrina Lewellan-Chatto-Baillieu).
Aside from the allure of the Berocca channelled cardigan and near curtsy, her footwear is worthy of huge mention! Ignoring the pleasing style,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the very combo of monochrome throws one right into a trip! Could it be a yin and yang symbol? An argument on monochrome relations? WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO TELL THE WORLD!! Everyone's shoes should tell the world something, be it 'Im a massive slut' or 'I'm an uptight banker who enjoys golf', they've something to express! I'd pay attention to this woman's shoes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they must be interviewed on sixty minutes and drilled by Laurie Oakes, and I'd stay tuned. especially if their owner was willing to provide a repeat performance of whatever happening with her within this photo!
Aaahh Freak out! Le Freak, C'est Chic! This girl is gold rush worthy And i believe I hear the thunder of thousands of willing and able men making their way to her shiny glory. Her pose says 'yeah I'm wearing leopard vs cheetah print, but when I didn't who the f*ck would?'. She is just too good, I can't say anymore. so I will discuss what else is going on within this photo!! Basically, Bag of chips includes a subliminal message to all non conservatives in its promos, something is certainly going down on Friday the 17th in the Metro, 'something thboy' is releasing a new album and someone has littered twice (clearly not the 'golden girl' though, she could do no wrong!)
F*CK ME! My grade three teacher went street striking the burlesque circuit, I don't care if it sounds wrong,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], this gentile lady is sexy and successfully carrying from the seldom modelled 'Vogue Headmistress' look. HOWEVER mature rebels, similar to this woman,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], stamp their feet and declare they have not had a full day! They won't lay down their libidos! So that they go out onto the streets,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], making subtle fashion come political statements,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], similar to this pink bodice, that declare them free liberated spirits! Her hair say's 'department of education' (to not deny its mod appeal) but her trimmings say move over Mrs Robinson and Shirley Valentine, I've ARRIVED!
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