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2. Copy Machines: Ask your co-workers when they're really swamped if they need a hand. When they say yes, hand them a photocopy of your hand. It's even funnier if you do it with color copiers.
3. Speak: Place a sign on your copy machines that says "New Software Installed: Voice Activated - Speak Your Command." Hide and watch,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
4,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Coffee: Have a coffee drinking contest and record it to be a viral sensation on YouTube,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
5. Congratulations: Proudly walk around with your calculator and hand out cigarettes. When they ask what the occasion is, say "It's a boy!"
6. Nerf Guns: Shoot them at your co-workers when they are deep in thought. Don't worry,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it doesn't hurt.
7. Enunciate: Always speak in a different accent,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Try not to be offensive.
8. Name Call: Call everyone Bob or John for a day, even ladies.
9. Slipperize: Take off your shoes and wear your slippers around the office. It may help to do this with some colleagues,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so that it is a "theme" and not just one of your eccentricities.
10. Try to be Funny: When everyone is working,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], shout a joke and then apologize sheepishly.
11. Walk: Do different walks - like a crab when you're going to the copy machines,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a silly walk of your choosing when you're going to the bathroom, and skip when refilling your coffee.
12. Speaking of Coffee Create a coffee song that you sing before you take your first sip of the day.
13,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Say "I like your style" and shoot at people with double-fisted finger guns.
14. Create a nemesis: Ignore them, address Good mornings to other people, and generally make them feel bad. When it gets too stressful, tell them that you're sorry for being such a jerk and invite them out for drinks. When they reject you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you'll finally have a good reason for being so mean.
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