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It's been called the Murse, the "commuter" bag, the male clutch, and the European "carry all." Hey, even Robert Downy Jr can't pull the look off. But it goes so well with the plaid hat. Well, I can't do it. So, here are some of my alternatives.
1) The Old Spice Sailor Duffle. (Not the one carried by the new guy who looks like a fashion model, I mean the rugged looking squid that looks like he just stepped off a tramp steamer after a four-day hangover.
2) The Fanny Pack. This is the disco of male accessories. Nothing says I've given up machismo and become inhumanely domesticated like the fanny pack.
3) The Back Pack. This is an ideal choice if you're a camp counselor or a student. But a man with a suit wearing a back back is embarrassing especially if Barney's purple face is emblazoned on the pack.
4). Cargo Pants. This is the Murphy Brown handyman look. Essentially, it's a bunch of pockets stitched together to form a pair of pants.
Well, like most men, we will forgo the acessories and stuff (and break) most of these items into our pockets or get a girlfriend or wife to "rent" space in her massive bag. Isn't romance grand? Hail to women.
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